Pete Davidson Made Some Very Sad and Very Funny Jokes About His Break Up With Ariana Grande
Oh Pete, you sweet, sad, well endowed boy. What a year you've had. You broke up with Cazzie David in May. Four days later you started things with Ariana Grande. By the end of the month, the two of you had matching tattoos. In June you were engaged. Then Ariana bragged about your BDE. You did a whole publicity tour thing. And now, only four months after getting engaged, you and Ariana have broken up. What a summer!
But after canceling a performance earlier this week, it seems the grieving time is over. On Saturday, Davidson appeared as scheduled at the Judd & Pete For America charity event in LA where he joked about his whirlwind romance.
“Well, as you can tell, I don’t want to be here. There’s a lot going on. Anybody have any open rooms? Anybody looking for a roommate?" Davidson joked to the audience. "I’ve been covering a bunch of tattoos, that’s fun. I’m fucking 0-for-2 in the tattoo department. Yeah, I’m afraid to get my mom tattooed on me because she’d leave.”
Pete ... that's sad, Pete.
But, in all honesty, it's nice to see a man comfortable with talking about his feelings publicly. And, who knows!? Maybe he'll be engaged to Rihanna by next week.
Plus, on the bright side, he'll always have his BDE.
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