Tom Brady's Super Bowl Style Is...Severe
Trouble is brewing at Super Bowl LII for the New England Patriots - Tom Brady, it appears, has been replaced by a replicant. One from the OG Blade Runner, with the Vangelis music and the deeply '80s-influenced style. Or maybe someone swapped him out for a narc that knows exactly what all the hep cats are up to and definitely isn't here to bust anyone. It might even be a super villain whose sole mission is to throw the game. Maybe it's all three!
A lot of people find Tom Brady unlikable, but personally I don’t see it pic.twitter.com/SWh8NQs6OK
- Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) February 4, 2018
Listen, I'm all for the double-breasted overcoat. And the turtleneck. In fact, I'm even a supporter of wearing both together. But when you combine an already-advanced style move like that with inside sunglasses - plus some truly tech-dystopia-feeling headphones - you just look like a terrifying automaton that's trying to hide the fact that its eyes glow red, while projecting a thin veneer of humanity.
Oh, wait. Hold on a minute.
Hi, Tom. Welcome to the big game.
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