My Sincerest Apologies To The People Who've Had To Put Up With These Fake, Disrespectful, And Entitled Friends
1. This "friend" with a serious god complex:
Asked a "friend" for a coffee when visiting the city he's living in a while back and was amazed by his response. from ChoosingBeggars
2. This "friend" who just wanted free shit:
3. This "friend" always looking for favors:
You know that one "friend" that only messages you when they need something... This is her. from ChoosingBeggars
4. This "friend" with some messed-up priorities:
5. This infuriating "friend" who is asking for trouble:
I confronted my friend about stealing my art and claiming it as their own. Her excuse? “It’s not illegal, it’s literally how thrift shops work.” (I found out later that she’s selling it for DOUBLE the price she paid) from ChoosingBeggars
6. This "friend" who seems like the selfish one to me:
7. This lazy "friend" who gets an F- in my book:
8. This fake "friend" who needs to get left in the past:
An "old friend" wants me to drive 10 hours round trip, and take 2 days off work, to do him a favor. Offers barely enough to cover gas. from ChoosingBeggars
9. This "friend" who tried to be a beggar and a chooser:
A FB friend said they couldn't afford to eat after their boyfriend moved out, I offered to send them food from ChoosingBeggars
10. This "friend" who could not have been ruder:
I paint and do calligraphy and hand lettering. Conversation I had last night with my cousins "friend" from ChoosingBeggars
11. This "friend" who deserves to be uninvited:
Wife's Choosing Beggar Friend Begging for Clothes for Vegas Bachelorette Party Even Though They're Not The Same Size. from ChoosingBeggars
12. This satisfying update where the "friend" WAS uninvited:
13. This "friend" who can cry me a river:
An old friend of mine who I had not talked to in years texted me about needing someone to create a website for him, I recommended one of my friends and at first my friend said that he was busy and won't be able to do it, but eventually he agreed. these are the "translated" texts after they met from ChoosingBeggars
14. This frustrated "friend":
Old friend messaged me about my gaming pc (I build them for fun and sell them for small profits as a hobby) from ChoosingBeggars
15. This "friend" who sucks at bargaining:
Old "friend" I hadnt talked to in forever heard about the headphones I'm selling. Wants to trade his airpods from ChoosingBeggars
16. This "friend" who chickened out:
A friend I haven’t spoke to in months wants to come use my pool table, won’t take no for an answer, insults me and threatens to come anyway. Never showed up after I dared him to come. from ChoosingBeggars
17. This "friend" who had A LOT of favors to ask:
Friend (Kinda) from high school I haven't talked to in 5 years texts me. I respond without checking if it was a number i forgot to block on my new phone. Didn't block her since I wanted to see what else she would ask for. from ChoosingBeggars
18. This "friend" who went from curious to cranky:
19. This fashionista "friend" who wants you to FedEx:
Friend occasionally goes through my photos on social media and asks for my clothes from ChoosingBeggars
20. This "friend" who just wants funds:
My friend asks us to donate money towards her temporary car she’ll use for year until her dad buys her a Cadillac. She doesn’t even have a permit. Shortly after this she left our group chat and made a post on how annoying people are. Blue is her and green is the other person in our group chat. from ChoosingBeggars
