Kids Massively Oversharing And 21 Other Hilarious Things That'll Happen When School Is Back
Hello, parents! It's almost the end of summer, which means it's just about back-to-school time! Now regardless of whether the idea of sending your kids back to school makes you feel like this:
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Or this:
The reality is that sending your kids back to school is guaranteed to be one thing: funny. It's just a fact...a whole lot of funny things are about to happen. Like what you say? Well...
1. For starters, there's all the work your kids are going to do, which just might make you cringe and laugh at the same time.
2. This fifth grader, for example, definitely made his parents cringe and laugh with this homework he turned in after a "birds and bees" lesson.
So my grade 5 son had his “the birds and the bees” lesson at school today. Needless to say he wasn’t impressed. from funny
It reads...
This is what I learned about female fertility:
It's gross. Did I hear this right? Vaginas pee out blood? Man, it's good to be a BOY!
This is what I learned about male fertility:
It's also gross. The sperm swim? How does the penis become "erect?" What is erect?
These are some questions I have:
I've learned enough.
3.Maybe the funniest assignments, though, are the ones kids take in a direction their teacher did NOT anticipate.
4. Like, did this student's teacher expect them to finish their report on dinosaurs in this brutally hilarious way? Probably not!
5. Kids will see things in hilariously unexpected ways at other times, too (as this man quickly found out).
A 4 year old at my school just told me they liked my minion costume. These are just my clothes. from funny
When a child thinks your outfit is a Minion costume, you REALLY need to rethink your whole wardrobe.
6. Honestly, kids will be just plain funny. Or maybe I should say weird. Hmmm. Let's just say they'll be somewhere between really funny and really weird.
It’s always nice getting pictures from our son’s teacher showing how he’s excelling in school from funny
7. This note between two kids discussing whether a cookie is delicious enough to be worth a bout of diarrhea DEFINITELY falls in the hilariously weird category.
8.While we're discussing kid notes...you need to see this hilariously weird (but kind of wise) note between a kid asking "Do you like me? yes, no" and a kid responding "I don't know. I don't know myself yet. Plus I'm under a lot of stress at home, so I can't tell. P.S. You don't know yourself until you're 18."
9. To be fair, kids can also be 100% legitimately funny...with nothing weird, cringey, or unexpected about it.
10. Gotta love this kid who picked out this back to school T-shirt. I mean, this is what you can expect to see when you drop your kid off on the first day! Priceless!
11. And speaking of funny kids — the one who made this Earth Day poster is definitely a future comedian. It reads "Keep the Earth clean. It isn't Uranus."
We had a local elementary school decorate paper bags for Earth day and I found this one we had left over. This kid lol. from funny
12. It's not just the kids who will be funny though, it's the people who work at the school too, like this teacher.
The teachers at my school are having a door decorating contest. This is my math teacher's door. from funny
13. And, OK, this teacher.
14. And definitely this janitor...I don't even know him but he's one of my favorite all-time people.
[Off topic] When my kids arrived at school today it was reassuring to see Batman (the janitor) on the roof watching over them protectively. from funny
15.Also hilariously awesome? This principal who filled in for the crossing guard wearing a T-Rex costume.
16. The PTA members who put together this alternative fundraiser — complete with donation categories like "I do not want to bake, so here is the money I would have spent on cupcakes" — are also very funny people.
Shoutout to the PTA at my kids' elementary school for the most hilariously honest fundraiser I've ever seen. from funny
I think my favorite category is the "I do not want to walk, swim, or run in any activity that has the word 'thon' in it. Here is the money I would have spent on my child's 'FREE' T-shirt."