50 Poor, Unfortunate Souls Who Just Had A Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way Worse Month Than You
If you just had yourself an absolutely terrible, no-good, bad, bad, bad month, just remember...
1.The person whose bathtub got a brand new drain:
2.The person whose coffee just got a very special new syrup:
3.The person whose iron is currently burning a hole to the center of the Earth:
4.The person whose mistake will be immortalized in that parking lot forever:
5.The person who will be going to AppleCare with a very interesting story:
6.The person who will regret the last five minutes for the rest of their life:
7.The person who lived their dream:
8.Ol' Tiny Tomato:
9.The person who definitively showed us once and for all what that one part of a unicorn looks like:
10.The person whose trampoline went on the adventure of a lifetime:
11.The person who just got assigned the world's worst work email:
12.The proud owner of a brand new freckle:
13.The person who ran into a Looney Tunes scenario while moving:
14.The person who learned a lesson as old as time the hard way:
15.The person whose dog finally took out that spatula once and for all:
16.The person who knows exactly how bad a surprise is waiting for them:
17.The person whose neighbor was kind enough to lend them their large stone collection:
18.The person who had a new friend drop by while they were peacefully resting:
19.The person whose wife did something that truly defies all explanation:
20.The person who's eating the most tedious pizza of all time:
21.The person who lost the first battle in the war against the machines:
22.The person whose morning coffee had an extra-special ingredient:
23.The person who had perhaps the most tragic thing in the world happen to them:
24.The person whose bananas simply unraveled:
25.The person whose bed was absolutely desecrated:
26.The person with the wrinkliest hands around:
27.The person whose mom made a very sticky mistake:
28.The person whose cats' love language is causing an absolutely gigantic mess:
29.The person whose bagel is currently under construction:
30.The person whose candle went absolutely nuclear:
31.The person with the most beautiful view in all the land:
32.The person who found an ancient fossil print in the quinoa flour:
33.The person who loves their dog very much, I'm sure:
34.The person who can never, ever open this trash can:
35.The person who found out something super exciting about themself:
36.The person who must have angered the fridge gods:
37.The person who needs to stop associating with this monster:
Unbelievable.
38.The person who is straight up about to encounter yet ANOTHER Looney Tunes scenario:
39.The person who experienced the chia seed disaster to end all chia seed disasters:
40.The person who learned a valuable lesson about buying stuff on the internet:
41.The person who just all but ensured their bathroom becomes haunted:
42.The person who murdered a poor, defenseless ketchup packet:
43.The person who gave their backseat a fresh new look:
44.The person whose washing machine will produce suds 'til the end of time:
45.The person who likes their coffee extra cheesy:
46.The person whose mask will strike fear into the heart of Gotham's worst:
47.The person who had a bee laugh in their face:
48.The person who will never not double check their car for spray cans after this:
49.The person who may just never leave their home again:
50.And the person whose cookies came out like...this:
Bless this poor soul.
