Was Mark Zuckerberg’s Senate Hearing the “Worst Punishment of All”?

If the punishment for any given transgression should fit the crime, Trevor Noah is pretty sure justice has already been served in the case of Mark Zuckerberg and Facebook. After all, as The Daily Show host put it Tuesday night following the Facebook founder’s testimony before Congress, “Zuckerberg has already experienced the worst punishment of all: he had to spend four hours explaining Facebook to senior citizens.”

Zuckerberg testified before a joint congressional committee on Tuesday regarding Facebook’s data practices—specifically, the information the company shared with the political data-mining firm Cambridge Analytica, which Donald Trump enlisted to his campaign in 2016. Given these revelations, people understandably wanted answers, Noah noted on Tuesday’s broadcast—“and you could tell that because everyone was posting about it on Facebook.”

“I don’t know if it’s just because I’ve never seen him with other humans before,” Noah added as he examined footage from Tuesday’s hearing, ”but it genuinely looks like Zuckerberg sends a robot version of himself. He looks like he’s in Westworld right now; look at that!”

It wasn’t just Noah who found Zuckerberg’s stolid appearance amusing; it became fodder for a frenzy of jokes on Twitter almost instantly as the hearing unfolded. Still, cyborg-like appearance aside, Jimmy Kimmel quipped that Zuckerberg “defended himself well. He said, ‘Hey, listen. I didn’t do this; it was the Winklevoss twins that invented this stupid thing!”

Kimmel added that Facebook, by its own admission, hosts as many as 270 million accounts that either are or might be fake, and are used to spread false information online. “Although, let’s be honest,” Kimmel said. “Most real Facebook accounts are used to spread false information online. ‘My husband is wonderful!’ Yeah, he made dinner one time. He’s wonderful. Congratulations.”

And then there was Stephen Colbert, who noted that hauling Zuckerberg in for testimony was an activity not unlike “bringing a baby to an old folks’ home—they just cluster around.”

Still, Colbert kept his coverage brief and to the point: “Nerds are awkward; old people don’t know how the Internet works,” he said by way of summary. “We’ll have more on this tomorrow—if they make me.”

22 Movies and TV Shows That Will Save Us in 2018

HBO is once again hoping you’ll ignore the big Game of Thrones-shaped hole in its schedule and turn your attention back to the sci-fi mind game that is Westworld. The Emmy-nominated series, starring Evan Rachel Wood and Thandie Newton, is ready to confound you once again in its second season. Until its spring 2018 premiere, take a trip back in time and revisit nine burning questions we still have about the finale.
Yara Shahidi takes the lead in this youthful Black-ish spin-off set to air on Freeform starting Jan. 3, 2018. In this series, Zoey is finally off to college, stumbling through cringeworthy rites of passage like embarrassing herself at a frat party and hiding secrets from her parents.
Every superhero you love is coming out with a new movie in 2018. In no particular order, get ready for a bounty that includes: Black Panther, Avengers: Infinity War, Deadpool 2, The New Mutants, X-Men: Dark Phoenix, Ant-Man and the Wasp, Venom, and Aquaman.
’Tis the season to watch a bunch of perfect human specimens fight for tiny gold medallions. This year’s Winter Olympics will kick off on Feb. 9, 2018 in Pyeongchang, South Korea.

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’Tis the season to watch a bunch of perfect human specimens fight for tiny gold medallions. This year’s Winter Olympics will kick off on Feb. 9, 2018 in Pyeongchang, South Korea.
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If the title alone doesn’t catch your eye, the artists behind it surely will. Spike Lee is directing this thriller, produced by nascent horror maestro Jordan Peele, about a black detective who infiltrates the KKK in the 1970s. John David Washington (son of Denzel) plays the lead, while the rest of the cast includes Adam Driver and rising star Laura Harrier. Black Klansman does not yet have a release date.
This superhero movie, which hits theaters on June 15, 2018, gets its own slide—because fans have been waiting for this sequel for 13 years. At long last, the Parr family is back fighting crime, with a little help from close friend Frozone (voiced by Samuel L. Jackson). It’s time to find your supersuit—and remember, no capes!
Brian Henson’s (son of Jim) dark detective twist on the pleasant world of puppetry promises to be a baffling pop-cultural delight in the vein of Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Humans and puppets coexist in this dark tale about a serial killer who’s out to murder the stars of hit 80s series The Happytime Gang. The cast is stacked with comedy stars, led by Melissa McCarthy, Maya Rudolph, and Elizabeth Banks. The film will hit theaters on Aug. 17, 2018.
Everyone’s favorite grouchy, hard-drinking superhero is finally back for a second season on March 8, with Krysten Ritter slipping on the familiar leather jacket for Jones’s latest adventures. Though the plot is still fairly under wraps, a teaser trailer promises that she’s still a sardonic and deliciously violent destroyer of men.
My, my, how can you resist this? The sequel to the 2008 blockbuster musical is finally on its way, and it’s already guaranteed to be your favorite guilty pleasure of 2018. The story is a prequel to the original, revolving around Meryl Streep’s character when she was a young woman (perhaps even . . . a young dancing queen). Not only is its core cast back in action, but the truly iconic Cher has decided to bless the sequel with her presence. Catch it in theaters on July 20, 2018.
Break out your flannel and sarcasm, because Roseanne is back. The classic 90s sitcom is getting the nostalgia reboot treatment on March 27, more than 20 years after it first ended.
The all-female Ocean’s 11 reboot is easily one of the most anticipated films of the year, not least because of its excellent cast (Rihanna! Sandra Bullock! Cate Blanchett!). The glitzy heist movie revolves around the Met Gala, promising a coterie of celeb cameos, and is slated to hit theaters on June 8, 2018. Satiate yourself until then by re-watching the perfect trailer.
We may be in the midst of a true-crime revival, but few productions promise to be as opulent as this Ryan Murphy mini-series. The horrifying true story about the murder of fashion icon Gianni Versace will be retold with a stellar cast that includes Édgar Ramírez as Versace himself, Penélope Cruz as his sister Donatella, and Ricky Martin as Versace’s partner, Antonio D’Amico.
After breaking out on Master of None and winning a historic Emmy for one of this year’s best TV episodes, Lena Waithe is ready to claim her spot in the prestige-TV realm. Enter The Chi, her Showtime series about young people coming of age in Chicago, set to premiere on Jan. 7.
The classic Madeleine L’Engle tale is finally coming to the big screen on March 9, 2018, thanks to Disney and director Ava DuVernay. The sci-fi story about a girl tesseracting her way through time to find her missing father will star newcomer Storm Reid alongside stars like Oprah Winfrey, Mindy Kaling, Reese Witherspoon, and Chris Pine.
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