Oh My God, I Honestly Feel Sorry For These 20 People Who Are Having The Absolute Worst Week Ever
1.The person whose car is buried boundless and bare beneath the lone and level snow:
2.The person whose laptop looks absolutely delicious now:
3.The person whose jelly-filled donut was an absolute affront to all things good and jam filled:
4.The person who, thankfully, was able to locate their lost AirPods:
5.The person who now must go on a hero's journey to retrieve their TP:
6.The person who was lucky enough to witness the miracle of conception on their morning drive:
7.The person whose coat hanger had a bit of an accident:
8.The person whose headphones are nice and moisturized:
9.The person who would have been better off listening to the Oct. 31, 1998, "Wolfman's Brother" vacuum solo than getting into this mess:
10.The person who just lived every gym-goer's worst nightmare:
11.The person who just hooked a tree up with the ride of a lifetime:
12.The person whose roommate does unspeakable things to this poor pan:
13.The person who's eating spaghetti and feet-balls for dinner tonight:
Get it? Like meatballs. Feet-balls. Meatballs. Okay.